Even without any sort of personal connection to her, I would think that people would be a bit concerned about a tenant just disappearing so suddenly. Or is this place just crazy enough that no one notices things like that.
I promise not to stalk you if you leave. I just don't want to wake up one morning to have someone making a public post about your possessions being in the way of his attempts to move in! That's a rather jarring thing.
I've got scotch. It's portable if you don't feel like coming downstairs. Or do you have a place outside of this circus that you like to hangout?