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Jude Leigh Bell ([info]ex_sepulchre370) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2010-01-05 21:21:00

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Entry tags:dracula

[Posted publicly to the building forums]

Vlad, dearest, I believe the appropriate phrase for this situation is I told you so.



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[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 04:05 am UTC (link)
Is this really necessary?

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 05:04 am UTC (link)
Wait. Let me think that over.

Thinking.

Thinking.

Still thinking.

Yes.

Next time, swallow your pride and be willing to listen to someone who knows more than you.

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P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 05:10 am UTC (link)
There is no need to make a public announcement. He is receiving the proper care and will be fine.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 05:19 am UTC (link)
My public announcement was vague and, hopefully, successfully shaming.

That man is broken like a bird that's flown into a glass window and doesn't even know it. You can't act like he's fine. He's not. Some friendly advice from the bitch next door.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 05:24 am UTC (link)
Shaming? You

If you are so concerned with his well being, perhaps you should make it your personal mission to save him, as my efforts clearly do not meet your standards.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 05:27 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't deprive you of the opportunity to do a good deed. I think it might help improve your character.

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[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 05:43 am UTC (link)
You have no idea what I have risked for him and that foolish girl

Your generosity never ceases to astound me, as does your concern for my character.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 05:54 am UTC (link)
I am nothing if not generous and concerned, Vlad.

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[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 06:00 am UTC (link)
How very lucky I am, then, to have you as a neighbor.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 06:02 am UTC (link)
I'm glad you acknowledge that fact. Are you going to take care of him when he comes home, being the good Samaritan that you are?

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[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 06:10 am UTC (link)
Apparently so, since the task would otherwise be left to a child.

If I gave you an answer, my dear neighbor, the entire building would know it by morning. Thus, you must forgive my silence on the matter.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 06:11 am UTC (link)
Forgive it, yes. Be mindful of it, no. If you need anything, do be in contact. And don't think for a minute he's going to be a boy scout once he gets home again.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 06:14 am UTC (link)
My character may be in need of improvement, but my intelligence is not.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 06:19 am UTC (link)
That information has restored my faith in humanity.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 06:27 am UTC (link)
For the time being, at least. Humans They Humanity is blessed with the gift of being able to lose and regain our faith many times over.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 07:10 am UTC (link)
How positively uplifting.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 07:25 am UTC (link)
It seems you are already serving to improve my character.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 07:37 am UTC (link)
You should thank me. With diamonds.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 07:42 am UTC (link)
I see you are a woman of traditional tastes.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 09:21 am UTC (link)
I prefer the word 'expensive.'

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 07:23 pm UTC (link)
And satisfying your expensive taste would be a sufficient show of my gratitude?

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 07:24 pm UTC (link)
A sufficient beginning, assuming you can impress me.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Assume implies uncertainty, and I can assure you that you have no reason to doubt my ability to impress.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Is that so? I must not have gotten that memo.

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[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 08:08 pm UTC (link)
What a shame. Such a grievous oversight cannot be allowed.

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[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Do you have a recommendation for remedying it?

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 09:05 pm UTC (link)
A first hand demonstration of what said memo claimed may be an adequate remedy.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 09:08 pm UTC (link)
I'm open to suggestions, assuming you don't intend to bore me during the demonstration.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I assume you will be a challenge to please, but the last thing I intend to do is bore you.

Well. I distinctly recall being invited to your apartment for tea one Thursday afternoon, an invitation I unfortunately was not able to accept due to certain circumstances. Perhaps we could begin there?

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-06 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Tomorrow then. I'll make sure to wear my best to entertain such a prestigious guest, Vlad. I recommend you do the same.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-07 07:24 am UTC (link)
[The reply comes several hours later, nearing the middle of the night]

As much as I was looking forward to our... demonstration, I am afraid I must reschedule. The good deed you so graciously chose not to deprive me of has not yet released me from its clutches.

Saturday afternoon, however, would work much better; and I assure you that I will atone for the inconvenience.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]ex_sepulchre370
2010-01-07 07:55 am UTC (link)
[No reply until the following afternoon}

Sunday afternoon.

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Re: P2/P3
[info]nobleblood
2010-01-07 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Sunday afternoon it is.

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