I really can't believe I'm about to interrupt our conversation at this point, however--have you heard the voicemail from the landlord? I know you're new here too, but I'm wondering if you can shed any light on this madness!? You mentioned earlier that building is a bit unique. Apparently that was much more of an understatement than I first gathered!
ooc: Alas, time for Ed to retire. Will resume tomorrow if you are game! Thanks for the welcome!