Re: 1106/D3
Are you going to tell him who left smiley face cupcakes for him? I bet that would be a first for him. Hopefully he won't think they're poisoned with anti-Christine drugs or something. But I am confident in cupcakes as a problem-solver, heart-melter! [...] Well, your best is all you can do so I'll take it and right now I'm watching The Princess Bride in an attempt to cleanse the lesbianism* but making out with you would be much better!
You mean you actually knew that?! Oh honey. That puts you 4849294 steps ahead of most men. I'm so proud.
*Not that there's anything wrong with being a lesbian but I am just not one, thank you.