Or whatever floats his boat, I should say. At least he didn't make a building-wide post asking for a Dirty Sanchez. You've seriously been turning cans into gold??! Wow. Good thing I'm really into you not just for your talents. [throat-clearing] It was a brilliant anecdote, if I do say so myself.
[sarcastic 'mmm-hmming] There's a time and a place for everything. But I'll let you go, since I'm sure you have someone's ass to tattoo. But [pause] Joanie?