It's easy to be flexible when you don't have a spine holding you back.
Oh sure. You're misunderstood. I get saddled with a fable that kidnaps girls and terrorizes an entire world, and you're mister bleeding heart "nobody gets me." You don't know the first thing about misunderstood you self-absorbed piss monkey. You talk down to us every chance you get, call us insane, and then either arrange for psychiatrists to patrol the halls or just say you did for the sake of riling us all up. My heart's bleeding for you, really. I'm all choked up.