Not wanting to die doesn't mean you won't Clearly your resolve paid off. I'm glad to hear it.
Okay. We can swap stories then. Hate to play the dick measuring card, but I guarantee mine's worse. Fire? It's a bit messy, but I'm sure could be funny when used properly.
Since you just got out of the hospital, why don't we just stay here? Can I come up to your place? I'll bring something to drink if you can have anything. Or I might anyway because I need it.