Naturally. I suppose I'm too used to getting to know my fellow building tenants in the actual building. And caged is hardly the word I would use. I just haven't gotten around to meeting you, or several of the newer tenants. Sometimes it's best not Hence, the other two options aren't as appealing with people I don't know. Even if nudity isn't on the table.
Oh, but you think wine and cheese parties are very boring and I'd hate for you to regret your decision. Would I have to make it worth your while by making it about a good cause? I'm afraid I don't even know what charities you prefer.