Does it even tell the right time? I'd be more inclined to believe your theory if the clock wasn't always at 4:20.
I'm almost disappointed by that accusation. Dolphins? Tempting. Where does one put a dolphin tattoo? Hopefully not on some place that stretches over time or it'd look like a poached dolphin eventually.
Tricky lady, that Mrs. White. Since she's your alter ego, I better watch you.