I think that willingly watching anything with Flava Flav in it automatically means you're in a "vegetative state." Doctors should use this chart to diagnose their patients, it could help so many people.
And what makes you so sure that I'll help you break out? Maybe I'll sneak you a loaf of bread, but instead of a file, it contains a bar of soap on a rope and a demoralizing note. But if you kill any colored pieces while inside the slammer, I'll happily tattoo your teardrops for you.
Miss Scarlett is overrated. Mrs. White knew how to party.