Welcome, Xavier. Here's a list of guidelines to help you out: 1. If it walks on four legs, don't pet it. It probably isn't domesticated. 2. Those red stains are probably not fruit punch. 3. It's not you. It's us. 4. Don't bother checking under your bed for the Boogeyman. He's a much better hider now, he wouldn't be caught dead there. 5. Clicking your heels doesn't work here.