I don't. I feel bad for her. God, he has lectured me so many times and we haven't even talked that much.
I can't imagine the lectures she gets. "Don't buy the single-sheet, Iris. Get the two-ply. Toilet paper is an essential part of the cleansing ritual, and even though it's more expensive, it will be conserved better in the long run."
[She starts laughing so hard that she can't breathe.]