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Tweak says, "NEEEIGH!"

Once Jack, now Will. (jumpingpast) wrote in bellumletale,
@ 2010-05-26 23:38:00

Entry tags:

beauty, ichabod crane, jack of tales, plot: forums only, sultan's daughter

Okay this is the biggest load of bullshit ever. I'm fucking drowning in candles and beans. You all better be fucking suffering too.

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	bookshelved 2010-05-27 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Ah, good, you are who I'm searching for then. May I speak to you a moment? If you're quite done drowning, that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 06:57 am UTC (link)
	What's going on? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 06:59 am UTC (link)
	She is having... relationship problems, you see, and I'm afraid they are affecting me. May I ask a question? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Oh it's this whole I'm not me crap. Right. Think I'm gonna be sick. fine, what's your question, not-Ella? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 07:04 am UTC (link)
	She's involved with the man who- no, let's keep this simple. She's involved with Daniel, and he cheated on her, and now she won't stop crying, and she's just recently recovered from being attacked, so she's vulnerable She would like to know if she's just terribly bad at sex, since you seem to have done the same thing at some point in the past. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh for the love of fucking god it had nothing to do with her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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bookshelved
2010-05-27 07:10 am UTC (link)

I'm not her. You can be honest with me. Perhaps it will help. You see, now that he cheated on her, she's insistent on moving out, which isn't good for her. She's frightened. It's not good for him either. He's drunk all the time. And I want this all resolved so I can be where I'm meant to be, before the old version of Beauty comes along and takes my place.

Do you see?

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	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 07:16 am UTC (link)
	Not really. But you think saying exactly why we broke up will magically fix everything? Because you're living a really sheltered life there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 07:18 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm thinking some advice to keep this man from cheating on her again would help. I can't tell what she does wrong, or I would figure it out myself. Come, I am not so sheltered. You may be vulgar with me for a good cause. Is she not vocal enough? Does she not... engage sufficiently? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is fucking ridiculous. I'm not gonna play this game. [He huffs at the end.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	[Frustrated words in a jumble] This is important! I must know if she's horrible in bed, or if she keeps a dirty house, or if she nags like a merchant's wife. Did she not satisfy you? Do you know the man? Would you know if he has problems with her of a sexual nature? Would you prefer sleeping with this other girl to her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	[Now he's yelling.] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	[Loudly] YES! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	[Frustrated!!!] Well that makes absolutely no sense, William. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	[There is a loud irritated noise before he bothers to speak again.] She was perfectly nice and perfect in every single fucking way so I had no choice but to fuck it up, OKAY? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	[After a thoughtful pause] Despite the fact that your response doesn't help me in the slightest, I have to ask why you would do such a thing. She was in love with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	[A short hissing sound is heard, forced through teeth before Will speaks.] No. Just, fucking, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	Do not be difficult. You are not your counterpart, you are you. Now be objective. This is important information. She was attacked, you know, and now this situation with Daniel has made things worse. You want to help, don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't HAVE a fucking counterpart or whatever the fuck is in the koolaid you guys drink once a month. No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	[Sighs] I have no idea what this woman sees in the men she chooses. Will you do me one favor, please? I will leave you alone if you agree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on the favor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	She likes her men impossible. There is no other explanation. [Frown] Speak to her? I think she is considering leaving the building, and she should not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	905/606 jumpingpast 2010-05-27 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	[There is a long pause and barely steady breathing before he responds.] Fine. I'll talk to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: 905/606 bookshelved 2010-05-27 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	[Smiles, voice soft] Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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