You better not be. I'd kick your ass if you ever pulled a stunt like jumping off a bridge, you know that right? And yeah, huge differences. I don't even know why I had to be the fucking Wicked Witch of the West, anyway. Maybe it was my nose. Maybe this entire thing is just coincidences all piled up one on top of the other. So. Fuck it.
Self-defense? Be careful, she might end up strangling herself somehow and need Prince Charming to rescue her. I'm sorry, sweep her off her feet.