2. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don't mind it, but my secretary says it's too hard to read.
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Ham.
4. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably not. BUT I WOULD BE FRIENDS WITH DIEGO!
5. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Always. Lawyer, sugar.
6. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
7. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I have, multiple times.
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I don't have time for breakfast, unfortunately.
9. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? None of my shoes have laces. I'm too lazy.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Raspberry.
11. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Whether or not they can string together a coherent and intelligent sentence. If you can't match a turn of phrase, you suck.
12. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My sister.
13. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Well, I'm not wearing pants. Or shoes. But my panties are pink with black polka dots.
14. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Ke$ha. She's a talentless hack, but god I love her.
15. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Macaroni and Cheese. If we're working from Crayola's collection.
16. FAVORITE SMELLS? Hmm... clean air.
17. FAVORITE FOODS? Noodles. In any form.
18. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Happy endings, always.
19. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? House of Wax. Never again.
20. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Not wearing a shirt, either, sugar.