If it'll make me mad then it I'm kinda hoping you'll get mad and hit him. I'd be satisfied with that outcome too.
You make it sound like I'm a fish. I just need water occasionally. You can bring a spray bottle and mist me if you're feeling real generous. And we can stop by to see Rosalie if it'll help (bring clothes too), but if the witch can't wait, I get to ride on your shoulder.