Peter was wide-eyed as he watched Remus basically prance into his house like he was walking on clouds. He furrowed his brow, extremely confused. "O-Ok-kay," he said, closing the door behind them and stepping closer to Remus. Then Remus pulled him close and Peter stiffened, waiting for whatever prank seemed inevitable.
And then Remus spoke, and Peter turned his head to look at his friend. Really? James and Sirius had to be hiding somewhere. He knew if he let his guard down in thinking that was the prank, they were just going to pop out and get him good. Nope, he wasn't going down that easily. Not this time. Peter might not have been the brightest, but he knew an attack when he saw one.
He shrugged away from Remus' grasp. "Y-yeah yeah," he pish-poshed him. "R-right. Dating. G-good one!" He turned and opened the front door again, peering out. "Wher-where are they?" Maybe they'd snuck in his bedroom window.