OWL: Tokens Of My Regret Date: December 27th, 2003 Characters: Harry Potter, George Weasley Location: Skies Private/Public: Private Rating: all ages Summary: George tries apologizing in a way that only he can Completion: InComplete
Harry,
I don't really know what to say about the other night. I can't even blame it on alcohol. All I can say is I'm really sorry mate. You know you're like a brother to all of us, have been since you were a speccy little eleven year old. You're still speccy of course, that won't change. What I'm trying to say is, I was an idiot and I hope you can forgive me.
Also, I'm sending along something I hope you'll put to better use than I did in the past. It's a never-ending bottle of Firewhiskey, and while I haven't touched it in a few years, I did at one time attempt to see if it really was never-ending. Hopefully you'll show more restraint than I did, and I don't need it anymore. Also, maybe you can teach Ron to drink like a Weasley, or at least a man.
And, because I do remember it was you who got us started, I'm including a batch of my newest products. Test them on your fellow Aurors and let me know how they go. And if you don't mind, if you like them I'll add Harry Potter Approved to the labels. You and your hero-ness should help me sell at least three times a normal amount, so thanks for that.
Ever So Humbly Yours, George Fabian Weasley
Enclosed: A bottle of Firewhiskey, A package of (New and Improved) Canary Cremes, a Skivving Snackbox (Not Just For Kids Anymore), several unidentifiable brown rock-things that could only be dungbombs, a pair of singing boxer-shorts (Sings 5 Unforgettable Lovesongs), and a bouquet of flowers that, when sniffed, sneeze in your face.)