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Mrs Mina Harker (
anew_woman
) wrote in
bearandbarnacle
,
@
2010
-
06
-
28
18:43:00
Mina: Topic: Pick-up Lines
“I can see the desire in your eyes.”
Nothing.
“You wouldn't want to leave a gentleman hanging, would you?”
Eyeroll.
“Perhaps that was a poor choice of words but the sentiment remains. You have far too much integrity and sense of fair play to ignore me.”
Ignoring.
“
Miiiiina.
”
Sigh.
“You wouldn't want me to sing to you, would you?”
Glare.
“Oh clearly you do. What song shall it be then? I feel a night's serenade is in our future. What a lovely future it will be.”
“Don't even start with me, Dorian.”
“Am I starting? I didn't think I was even yet in tune.”
“You are
never
in tune and you know it.”
“I'm so terribly wounded. Won't you come kiss it better?”
“Keep that up and I shall return you to my vault in London for the next decade.”
“You wouldn't...”
“Wouldn't I?”
Speculation.
Eyebrow.
Resignation.
Satisfaction.
A few long minutes of blissful silence.
“Just a little show for old time's sake?”
“Oh for god's sake, Dorian. You really aren't anything more than a child.”
“If that were true, I'm sure I'd get to see your breasts more often.”
“You'd think you'd get tired of trying after more than a hundred years.”
“You'd think you'd get tired of refusing me for more than a hundred years.”
“Consider this my integrity.”
“If you want to call it that, I can adjust. Take your shirt off and show me your integrity then.”
“What I wouldn't give to be able to slap you, Dorian, though I'm afraid it would only encourage you.”
“Rwowr.”
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