"Unfortunately no," Rus shakes his head. "But," he brightens, "I'm working on a new one!"*
"Oh, I see!" Rus nods eagerly. "It's like a good luck charm! If I think it'll help, it will."
"Well, you shouldn't blame the beer is all I'm saying," he insists stubbornly. "England's climate is never very good." It's a feeble protest and he knows Severus is right. "Most people would be better off as animals," he opines firmly. Then he sighs. "I suppose you'd best change them back. Someone might notice."
Oh noes. And you can't explain to her. Best of luck with that. Good life lessons always hurt. *snort* Poor spiders. They never get any good press. *Dunno if you saw Rus' 'Midas Touch' post. If Rus worked at a zoo, he let all the tigers out and see who was the better hunter. *sigh* Oh, and Tweak says, 'Voldemort for President!'