"Have you been to Sherwood?" he asks, with a nostalgic little non-smile. "It occurs I don't know where you're actually from."
"They do have fangs... I daresay we could find a vampiric one," he proposes. "With a green cloak, possibly. Or green fur."
"They might have be spelled to dissipate on graduation," he points out. "How else do you think they monitor underaged magical activity during the vacs? I never got in trouble for brewing or runework. But I'm not sure I agree with you that there would have been no way to keep track. If there's one thing those red-tape cretins can do, it's file reports." He gives Rus wide Oh-So-Betrayed eyes, clutching dramatically at his arm, and protests, "I couldn't let them outscore me!"
"They might if I started serving tea fancies as well as teas," he points out dubiously. "But perhaps they could be induced to consider it as advertising."
"Oh for Salazar's sake it's as though you want to be hunted down and killed NO!" he presses out in a single breath, also almost laughing. "Anyway, penguins, remember? I've already got the field up to induce the hallucination. But we can use the base of the spell with the image polar bears!" he offers, eyes gleaming. "Have them follow them home?"
And to you! I've mentioned, I think, the fercockt lady downstairs who's supposed to be GONZO tomorrow please let her really be so who called the cops on me for listening to West Wing with the volume low? She's celebrating NYE/trying to stick it to me on her last night by playing techno or something so loud the floor's vibrating. I've walked around the apartment checking the sound by the walls, and I'm pretty sure the noise is from her. Sitting here trying to figure out whether she wants me to suffer, find her to start a fight, annoy the cops by calling them for a nothing when they've got drunk parties to break up, or fight with her by blaring music back so she can 'legitimately' call them. I'm not getting much more than the base line and drums, though, so the only person she's hurting is herself. Whackjob. 9.9