"Yup," Rus nods, grinning hugely. "I used to put them down his shirt."
"Because when they did separate us, there was so much more for them to feed on," he explains bleakly.
"You want me to ask an ostrich how old it is?!" Rus gives Sev a look.
"It would depend on the herbs; some of them smell quite nice."
"Not out loud," Rus tells him, still watching Bud and Lou. He sets down the dart. "So? What's it going to be?" A beat. He makes a disgusted face. "C'mon Seth, let's get out of here. These two are obviously to dim to realise when they've got a good thing handed them on a sliver platter."
AHHH!!! Look nice kitties! I have treats! Please don't eat me! Very much! They even used some dialog from canon, which pleased me enormously. I can't wait to hear what you think of it! Hmmm...I think I've got an idea. A spice cake, with eggnog as the liquid with the candied ginger on top.