Thanks, but he's not terribly human at the moment, and if he notices Rincewind while in this state he'll probably chase him with fangs till the poor man's heart bursts. Gaav could probably get through to him a bit, but I'm not sure if anyone else could. I'm just glad I didn't find out until finals were over, although this was apparently a really bad time to have my ipod stolen. :)
"No doubt when you're already being menacing it helps?" he offers.
Severus frowns. "Possibly we should consider a sleep regimen for you," he says drily. "Narcolepsy is not the safest pastime."
"Sharks. Skuas," he says. "Beautiful birds, and very intelligent predators. But we won't be in the water, either. Nor will I convince them we are, as then they'd think themselves graceful." He glances over at them. "Are you accepting this offer, or what are we doing?"