Oh dear! I'm really, really sorry! :( I'll keep my fingers crossed for the thread and hope that Xel feels better soon. Er, he can go harass Rincewind if that would help.
"Stupid muggles!" Rus mutters. "Not sinister and menacing?" his tone is a mix of disbelief and hope.
"Hardly ever," Rus tells him. "Once I woke up on the beach and another time in some abandoned building. If that helps at all."
"What else eats penguins? Killer whales? Leopard seals? They have to live in the water. Polar bears don't."