"Oh, when the wig came off," Rus explains, chuckling. "I almost had a haemorrhage, I laughed so hard."
"I'm never sure when it's going to happen."
"It's our wretched climate," Rus rolls his eyes. "That's why we were always better at colonising than being colonised.
Rus nods approval of the spell. "Obviously, they're going to lull us into a false sense of complacency, let us win a lot of money and then try to take if from us on the way home." He shrugs. "It's what I'd do."
*blushes at the snugs* He just hopes Sev doesn't realise. ;)