Severus stares at him for a long moment, wide-eyed, horrified incredulity, and then says firmly, "Right, this conversation never happened." He shrugs. "It has to do with crumble-eared nargles."
(snrk)
"You were never," Severus drawls, "a choice target." He nods; okay, it wasn't personal; that makes more sense.
"That's true," he concedes. "Well, go on if you like." He picks up the darts, looks with dissatisfaction at the dartboard, and complains, "I can't do anything interesting with six."
The first time, maybe. After that, I knew what to expect and could get into the spirit! And now I want to know what the alt endings for the other guys were. ^,^ Soooo true. (hats off) ---OH THIRD ROCK! Why did I think you meant coneheads. Okay! Yes! Third Rock! Who was FS? The 'older son'? Do you want to say... two, three, four? for B&B purposes? Well, Rus should definitely have graduated by Sev's fifth year, or I hope all hell would have broken loose...