"Hum," Rus stares at Severus thoughtfully, his lips pursed. He hadn't realised just how daunting a task this would be. "I think," he says slowly, "we'll want to start off small. Kindly do your best to remember that you are not a head of house any longer, nor do you have classes to teach. And this," he waves his hands around, indicating the pub, "is another step in the right direction. Doing something simply for the fun of it. You need to have more fun!" He crosses his arms and glares.
"Good point." Though he is clearly disappointed. "Oh well, your pickled eggs make up for a lot."
"You did restrain yourself," he points out. "There weren't any actual icicles this time." He thinks for a moment. "You could spin me around with my eyes closed and I could do it that way," he offers. "Ten gal-, I mean pounds says I have him higher than the bar with two tries."
"Ten minutes," he says flatly. "Fifteen at the outside. They won't be able to stand it much longer than that." Rus applauds noisily. "Well done!" He claps Severus on the shoulder. "My turn. Give me a set of numbers and I'll hit them blind." He goes and gets the darts, noting the surreptitious glances from the bar.
They go home at the end of the day. :D I know they asked Ian McKellen, but he said he couldn't do both DD and Gandalf. My first choice was Alec Guinness, but we run into the same problem we have with Heath Ledger. :( Yeah, it was too bad. :(((