"Entertaining myself," he says innocently, beginning on a very palpable hit.
"I'd offer to makes some," Severus says dolefully, "but they take a month to be ready." He pauses. "I could make tea eggs, though. Those only need to simmer overnight." He fills his own glass, saying, "It's a recipe, Rus. The wings are off chickens, and there's hot sauce. Never saw the point myself; it's all grease and skin."
Oh, no, there isn't? :( Well, I hear the Palin will be coming your way on her 'book tour,' will that console you? ;) She must be as small as Bernadette Peters! I got to see her in concert, and I swear half her height is hair.