"Your cousin." he says flatly. "Just who are you pretending to be?"
"A different race than the lizards you know. Haven't you seen the black winged toddler? He's hard to miss unless you're blind? He's a dragon. An ancient dragon, another species. And his cerebrum is... sexually fixated and teenaged but their."
He does yes! Poor Snape! He needs a hug probably like on Potter Puppet Pals. :P