"That's what everyone uses, Scraggly-san," he says sweetly. "Except when they use fake butter made of olives, which grow on trees but get nibbled and crawled on by flies and caterpillars and wasps. I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but food is not created in a burst of magic and stardust."
"Hmm, it sounds as if you have."
"It's no good to just not mean to!" he scolds. "You have to mean not to, and try hard! Come on, back to start, let's see if you can earn your own hat back before the five minutes are up."
Mmm, mozzarella. Also, mmm, buffalo. n,n;;;
But we have to do what he does, if it's not washing in the sink--does he go down to the ocean every day and bathe in freezing cold saltwater???