"Anhhhh...." He starts thinking, looks like he's trying to count, stops, and shrugs. "I suppose it depends on how you're counting? I mean, for given values of 'me' and 'him' and 'tried to destroy' it could be anywhere from one to..." One eye squints again. "A thousand and... thirty two? No, I tell a lie, it's 1,035, because he had the gall to come 'seeking his rights' for a few years even when Juuou-sama made it clear I was off the board, and that's an attempt, even if it didn't really get started. But a lot of those times he wasn't really allowed to try and destroy me, so it could be as few as twenty if we're requiring genuine motive in the description. And even then I'm from his future so in this time, with the him that exists now, it could really be called only once."
Xel waves at him.
Yeah, I missed one the other night and didn't get the notif until yesterday evening. (kicks IJ)