Do I look like a man with a plan? (be_serious) wrote in bearandbarnacle, @ 2009-05-16 22:15:00 |
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Entry tags: | jokerpost, technology, topic |
Joker: Topic: Technology
The Joker fiddled with one last wire, and then screwed the cover back on. Standing a reasonably safe distance away from the building, rigged to blow, he danced excitedly from foot to foot. Looking at the henchman standing nearest, he smiled.
"One more minute, and if the Commissioner doesn't make his move, then..." he made a blowing up sound and then laughed.
The henchman laughed along with his boss, a wise thing to do. "Yeah, boss...boom. 50 kegs rigged to go...that'll show 'em."
The Joker held the makeshift detonator in one hand, finger on the toggle, while he watched the seconds tick on his watch. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1.
The henchman looked a little nervous, but headed for the building anyway. As he stepped in the front door, the Joker looked down at the box in his hand. "Stupid thing." He whacked it once more, for good measure. And jumped at the explosion that immediately followed, all 50 barrels blowing. "Oops!" he called out to the flaming building. "Guess the rig was fine after all!" Laughing, he skipped down the street away from the fire.