His smile widens unpleasantly. "One whose quality can easily transcend a silly name." The wand comes out. "Evanesco. Reparo. Confundo Anura." The pumpkins disappear. The meal is good as new. It is strongly suggested to Rincewind's mind that it is the mind of a toad-waiter. After all, Lucius was expecting a main course; it wouldn't do to actually debilitate the server.