"If my honored customer is looking for more exciting fun," Xel says brightly and suddenly, without visibly looking up, "than this humble establishment is intended to provide, why, there's a clubbing district not far from here, and I believe that the amusement park is very nearly renovated and open for business." Even the merest glimpse of this person's astral body is enough to set all his alarms ringing, but he has a feeling that it's less heartless to foist him off on Harry-kun than on many others.
Bearandbarnacle doesn't actually have a Harry Potter, but Seaside does, and he never said his amusement park restoration wasn't proceeding apace... :D (waves)