OH MY GOD. IS IT THAT TIME OF YEAR ALREADY? WHAT. WHEN. HUH? I'LL TRY TO GET SOMETHING DONE THIS YEAR. HOPEFULLY I'M NOT IN A COUNTRY WHERE PORN IS ILLEGAL, OR SOMETHING. OR, YOU KNOW, AT AN INTERNET CAFE. HAHAHAHAHA, CAN'T YOU JUST PICTURE THE WAITERS' FACES?