• Michelle is a daytime drunk. And a nighttime drunk. And really, just a drunk. • Michelle married David Sommer because she was pregnant with Benjamin. • Michelle will bring actual strippers to your Passion Party, but you need to know how to ask. • Michelle secretly owns Sweet Cage. She’s like the madam. • Michelle gave Mackenzie a black-eye once. [Verified by Mack] • Michelle’s assistant, Marney Sykes, often has to carry her up to bed after she passes out mid-day from drinking in the sun. • Michelle didn’t even want to have kids, now look at her. • Michelle favors Elizabeth and Benjamin, her eldest and youngest, above her middle children. • Michelle has hated Madeline Donnelly since high school, and that’s why she stole David from her back then. • Michelle was scorned by Madeline Donnelly in high school. Let’s just call it a lovers spat. • Michelle told Hunter to have an abortion because she couldn’t bear the idea of being a grandmother. • Michelle hates her granddaughters. • Michelle favors her granddaughters above her own children. • Michelle wanted to adopt Taylor and pretends that she was hers, but Hunter wasn’t game. • Michelle almost killed Liz when she found out that Liz was pregnant. • Michelle tried to kick Liz out, but David wouldn’t allow it. • Michelle favors Olivia and Aria over Taylor already. • Michelle isn’t even allowed to see Olivia and Aria, because she’s such a crazy bitch and Liz knows better now. • Michelle is barely coherent lately, she’s been drinking so much for the last year. It’s a lot of work for Marney to keep the woman conscious and presentable to the public all the time. • Michelle has known for years that David slept with Katarina Starikov years ago, but she didn’t know anything about the illegitimate children. • Michelle knew about David’s illegitimate children, but told him to just pay whatever it took to keep them out of her sight. • Michelle went off the deep end when she heard about Aksana and Sasha Starikov being her husband’s children, and she tried to attack David by brandishing a broken wine glass. • Michelle never wanted to marry David; her father pretty much made her marry him because he was rich. She's been in love with Madeline Donnelly for years.