• Dan works undercover for a top secret government agency. • Dan isn't Ivy's father, he found her in the streets when he was living in Brazil. • Dan is gay, he doesn't know where Ivy came from. • Dan has no control over Ivy, she's a total wild child. • Dan doesn't want to date because he is afraid that it will distract from his duties as a father. • Dan is having secret affairs with just about every woman in town. • Dan is dating a stripper. • Dan is engaged to a stripper. • Dan called off his wedding because of tensions between the women in his life. • Dan postponed his wedding because he realized that marrying a stripper is a terrible idea when he’s sober. • Dan is related to Kelly Jackson going missing, Boo Jackson just doesn’t know it yet. • Dan Smith is the long lost twin brother of David Sommer… have you ever seen them standing next to each other.. it's undeniable.