• Ruby is a prude. • Ruby is a lesbian. • Ruby is bisexual. • Ruby is asexual. • Ruby reproduces by mitosis. • Ruby doesn’t know how to show emotion or affection, because her parents never loved her. • Ruby was supposed to be a boy, William Sykes wanted a legitimate son to carry on his name. He never wanted a second daughter. • Ruby is only interested in Emma Parry. • Ruby isn’t interested in anyone but herself. • Ruby is the last hope that her parents have for a normal child. • Ruby has a real bad case of Asperger’s Syndrome • Ruby just has a superiority complex. She thinks she’s smarter and better than everyone. • Ruby is mildly autistic. • Ruby was conceived on the desk in the mayor’s office. • Ruby was conceived in the on-call room at the hospital. • Ruby was the one that, originally, blew the lid off of the scandal with her father and his illegitimate son. • Ruby slaps her niece Eddie when she’s bad. She has no patience for children. • Ruby doesn’t want to grow up and be a doctor (or a stripper); she wants to leave Bluebell town and never look back. • Ruby hangs out with Emma Parry because she feels bad for her. Someone that stupid needs a friend with common sense. • Ruby has a weird crush on her brother, Leland. • Ruby is jealous of Jenny Parry since she moved in with Leland. • Ruby broke up with Emma because she was a junkie. • Ruby broke up with Emma because she hit her. • Ruby broke up with Emma because Emma was sleeping with Tatum Donnelly behind her back. • Ruby has started cutting herself since she and Emma broke up. • Ruby has a whole notebook of melodramatic poetry about breaking up with Emma. • Ruby is so depressed, she's planning to off herself any day now. • Ruby doesn't even like to go outside in the sun anymore, she's turning into a recluse. • Ruby is trying to sleep with her sister's sloppy seconds, Mackenzie Sommer, so she can get revenge on Emma and Tatum. • Ruby broke up with Emma, because she finally realized that she's actually a robot incapable of feeling any feelings. • Emma was actually the one who broke up with Ruby, cause Ruby is boring as hell. • Ruby is jealous that Jenny Parry is taking all of her brother’s attention away, just when she needs him the most. • Ruby doesn’t think Jenny is good enough for Leland. • Ruby is jealous of her brother, because he gets to be with Jenny and be a part of the Parry family, while Ruby and Emma aren’t speaking. • Ruby is pissed at her brother for dating her ex-girlfriend’s sister. It’s betrayal by proxy. • Ruby and Scout used to play a lot of doctor together when they were kids.. annnnnd sometimes still do. She's lonely, okay?