• Thomas and Teresa are both gay, they’re each others beards. • Thomas is actually gay, he’s sleeping with his law • Thomas cheats on his wife constantly. • Thomas and David Sommer frequently hang out together at Sweet Cage. [Verifiable by other patrons] • Thomas only acts religious and upstanding to keep up appearances. • Thomas is disgusted by his daughter’s lesbianism. • Thomas is turned on by his daughter’s lesbianism. • Thomas tried to make an inappropriate advance toward Imogen Oliver when she came over to hang out with Spencer once. Imogen’s father came over later to threaten him about it and he never tried it again. • Thomas doesn’t take his job seriously, he doesn’t care about his cases or their families. • Thomas is a sleazy lawyer. • Thomas is addicted to prostitutes. • Thomas is addicted to strippers. • Thomas is a poor tipper. • Thomas tries to slip things into the drinks of unsuspecting women at Sweet Cage. • Thomas raped one of the strippers in the back room of Sweet Cage. • Thomas congratulated his son when he found out Alex knocked Liz up. • Thomas went into a rage when he found out that his son got someone pregnant. He was furious with Alex for sinning and sleeping with Liz before marriage. • Thomas has a whole other wife and family that lives in another town, and those Quicks know nothing about these Quicks. It’s been going on for years, that’s why he takes so many long “business trips” all the time. • Thomas was surprised that Spencer was the gay one, and not Alex. • Thomas wishes he had two sons, instead of a son and a dyke. • Thomas thinks Spencer is wasting her life, and Alex has ruined his by becoming a father so young.