• Dimitrius was on steroids while playing hockey, from the beginning until the end of his career. • Dimitrius only got into the NHL because of affirmative action. • Dimitrius got into the NHL because African American hockey players were still rare enough to make him mildly interesting for a few seasons. • Dimitrius got drafted to the NHL because his mother spent his whole life pressuring him to be the best, and forcing him to practice constantly. She was hard on him, but he appreciates it. • Dimitrius retired early from hockey because Marisol threatened to divorce him if he didn’t. • Dimitrius retired early from hockey because of a sex scandal with a fan that his team wanted to keep hush-hush. • Dimitrius retired early from hockey because of a sex scandal with a fellow teammate that his team wants to keep hush-hush. • Dimitrius didn’t early from hockey; he was getting old, couldn’t play for shit, and no team wanted him on their bench anymore. • Dimitrius has already blown through his NHL fame and all of his money. In fact, Marisol’s restaurant is the only investment they have left and that’s the only reason why they run it, they have no other income or savings left. • Dimitrius isn’t the father of either of his children. • Dimitrius is sleeping with his brother’s wife Jada. • Dimitrius is sleeping with Jada, and he is the father of several of the sons that Markus thinks are his kids. • Dimitrius is sleeping with Jada, and Alex and Dani are actually sisters, not cousins. • Dimitrius lost his virginity to Blanche Quentin, which is totally gross. • Dimitrius is jealous of his brother Markus for various reasons. • Dimitrius is jealous of his brother Markus because their mother likes him better. • Dimitrius wishes that he was his brother Markus and that he had his family. • Dimitrius has a weirdly close relationship with his daughter Alex. • Dimitrius touches his daughter inappropriately and has for years, she’s daddy’s perfect little girl. • Dimitrius is turning into a sour old drunk since retirement. • Dimitrius is entirely out of shape since retirement. • Dimitrius wanted to play football, not hockey, but his brother Markus did it first. • Dimitrius thinks that throwing money at his family can fix any problem. • Dimitrius is sleeping with Katherine Garcia and Anna Ruiz, because he still likes Spanish wives, just not his own. • Dimitrius wanted Marco to be a hockey player someday, but he gave up because his son smokes too much weed all the time. • Dimitrius paid photographers in town to act like they are interested in using Alex as a model.