• Apple is gay. • Apple is bisexual. • Apple is a • Apple is secretly fucking Shelby Ginnish, they’re just on the down-low. • Apple has good hook-ups for drugs. • Apple is always high. • Apple is sleeping with Jenny Parry. • Apple used to play doctor with Jenny Parry when they were little. • Apple is in love with Jenny Parry but will take Ella Parry, if that’s what he can get. They look the same anyway. • Apple carries enough drugs on him to get into some serious trouble, pretty much at all times. • Apple fucked his cousin Erika. • Apple thinks his cousin Erika is hot and says so at school. • Apple and Kyle have been hooking up for a long time and were just waiting for Kyle to be legal to announce it. • Apple and Kyle have had sex on every one of their family members bed. • Kyle is a beard. Apple is actually in love with Shelby.