"NO," JJ huffed, reaching for her keys and opening the front door, "Bring your stuff in here for now. I don't want anyone hijacking your..." she glanced at her sister's stuff, "Apparently dangerous purse."
"She has just girl parts, okay? I just didn't know if you'd freakout Mom style and tell me men and women belong together because women were made from Adam's rib and blah blah...ANYWAY. My girlfriend. I stay with her primarily and no, she did not knock me up with her EXTRA PARTS. That's all a story in its own."