Original poster: kitcatitalica

Here is Part 2 of "Tests."  It's definitely NOT work-safe, fyi.  It's porn.  Rated NC-17.  :)

( Tests Part 2 (NSFW) )

Original poster: anarchylullaby

Title: Your Joy Is My Low.
Author: anarchylullaby 
Word Count: 2,981
Rating: R
Summary: The Joker decides to have some fun.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING. So don't sue me.
Warnings: PORN! :D NSFW!

Original poster: kitcatitalica

Chapter 2: Toothache
Word Count: 4,436
Pairing: Vamp!Bruce/Vamp!Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, only this blood-ridden AU filled with vampire hickey-sex.
Rating: NC-17 this chap.  And the next, most likely.
Warnings: violence, blood, bloodplay, somewhat dubcon, graphic fang!sex
Fic Summary: Bruce was bitten when he was eight years old, and has sworn to destroy all others of his kind that ravage the mortals of his city - even the most sadistic and unstoppable of them all.

A/N: I know what you're thinking: how can vampires realistically have sex?  They have no blood pumping through their systems, how can male vamps get aroused?  Never fear, here's where all your questions get answered about everything you ever wanted to know (and then some) about my original take on vampiric sex.  Assisting me in this vamp!sex-ed fic are the one and only Batman and Joker.  Because they're HOT getting it on together no matter WHAT immortal creature they happen to be stuck as.


( Toothache )

Original poster: kitcatitalica

Title: Once
Word Count: um, 19,615.  F YEAH.  \O/
Pairings: Batman(Bruce)/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, or else I'd bring Heathus back to life somehow and THIS would be the final part of the trilogy, not this Selina Kyle hogwash.  Sorry, Annie.
Rating: NC-17, but this time for a good reason!
Warnings: straight-up PORN.  PWP, NSFW.  graphic homosexual intercourse, oral sex, rimming, shower-cuddling, kissing, top!Bruce/bottom!Joker, top!Joker/bottom!Bruce, OH MY GOD JUST READ IT.  :D
...oh, fluff/angst/language/hurt/comfort/drama.  That too.  But PORNY-PORN-POOORRRN!!  xD
Summary: PORN.  One final chance for all they wanted, before the world comes crashing down.
A/N: So you know, it's debatable about whether this series has a happy ending or not.  Of course, since I've been so exuberant about the porn aspect, you'd think it ends happy.  But...well, you'll see.  This series hasn't been the most uplifting read ever, I know.  But whether or not you think it has a happy ending, one thing is certain: it is the ending.  I'm not continuing this afterward; how it ends is how it ends.  Deal and live, I guess.
Ok, I've wasted your time with silly author's notes.  Just read it.  You know you want to.

Part 1 (Singles Awareness Day) can be found here. (PG-13)
Part 2 (Apologize for the World) can be found here. (R)
Part 3 (Mind Your Surroundings) can be found here. (NC-17)
Part 4 (A Particular Question) can be found here. (PG-13)


( Once Part 1 )

Original poster: kitcatitalica

Title: Lessons
Word Count: 4,928
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Disclaimer: I don't own TDK or its characters, or else this scene would've played after the credits rolled.  I wish.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: graphic sex (oral, handjobs), PWP, knifeplay, some language
Summary: Joker's thoughts directed at Batman as they get it on one night.
A/N: Finally, some actual porn!!  :D  Some time last year after Spring Break, I was sick and was technically supposed to be writing an English paper...but this came out instead.  Idk how it happened, I swear, my fingers have a perverted mind of their own sometimes ;D  But y'know what really makes me sad?  I'm not gonna be eighteen for another seven months, so if I didn't write this I wouldn't be able to read it.  :(  It's annoying I can't read as much porn on here as I'd like.  *sigh*


( Lessons )

Original poster: newbluemoon

Title: Intervals- Hang- pt 1
Author: newbluemoon
Summary: PORN, PORN, SO MUCH PORN. Lol, aka,  chapter 10 guys.
Pairing/characters: Bruce/Joker
Rating: NC-17
Warnings For Series: Graphic sex, swearing, violence, slash, procrastination
Word count: 11800-ish o_o (this chapter)
Disclaimer: If you elect me as owner of these two, I promise to include gay sex in every appearance of theirs. What do you say? NO? :O Well screw you then. (Apparently my campaigning isn't going well, so no, I don't own this. DC does.)

A/N: Considering this was originally supposed to be a drabble series, jfc there's a lot of porn in here. I have never written so much smut before. There is literally over 9000 words of just porn. xD There's probably a lot of mistakes in here, so if you catch 'em, let me know? Thanks guys!
LJ is making me post this in two parts, but it's all one chapter. You should read this part first, btw!

Original poster: thedeathchamber

Rating: NC-17, NSFW
Notes: A scene requested by jean_c_pepper , from newbluemoon 's In the closet.




( "You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul. )

Original poster: thedeathchamber

Artist:thedeathchamber 

Prompt: Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
               The Joker: Maybe we can share one.
Summary: Living with the Joker is difficult. Living with the Batman/Bruce Wayne... not so much...
Rating: R, NSFW
Disclaimer:This work is based on characters and concepts created and owned by DC Comics, Warner Bros. and other entities and corporations. No money is being made and no copyright and/or trademark infringement is intended.
Notes: I hope I'm doing this right!




( He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. )

Original poster: ladyk_d_azrael

Just gonna leave this here in case anyone's interested...

Title: Interlude: Mother of Pearl

Pairing/characters: femme!Jokester/Owlman (Bruce Wayne), Poison Ivy

Rating: NC-17

Summary: My version of the DC universe's Earth 3. Owlman (evil crime lord Bruce Wayne) and the Jokester (good vigilante Joker). “Owlsie-pie, you and your one-track mind – this isn’t an arch-nemesis thing, it’s a kink thing...”

Warnings: Het, D/S (fem!dom), bondage, dub-con, spanking, mummy!kink, toys.

A/N: Technically comes after the events of For Great Justice! I just needed a pr0n fix. I won’t write my stories in order, I won’t *stamps foot*. As ever, if anyone wants to know more about the (DC canon!) alternate universes of moral inversion (Earth 3 and anti-matter Earth), consult scans and other material at funhouseofevil.

Other fics in the series:

Urizen
Interlude: The In-Laws
For Great Justice! (part 1)
Part 2
Part 3

funhouseofevil

batfic

Original poster: ragcat

Title:"Once, With Another Woman"
Author/Artist:Ragcat
Rating:R
Prompt:"Once, with another woman..."
Warnings/Disclaimers:M/M, oral sex, language
Notes: One shot for the Prompts and Practice exercise proposed by Mayphoenix. Bats and Joker have a little post-interlude discussion. Naughty. Please comment!!

*****

( You're so damn good at this... )

Original poster: overlithe

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Original poster: loony_lucifer

Heeeeeeey guys. Let's get some action up in here again.

Original poster: daydreamer64

Title: Emotion
Author: DayDreamer64/MadWanderer
Fandom: Batman/Nolanverse
Pairing(s): Batman/Joker
Genre(s): Smut, kinky
Rating: hard R
Prompt: Joker topping and it has to involve toys.
Word Count: 825
Summary: In which Joker plays and Batman has to as well.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Note: I can't believe I never crossposted this. I wrote this for batsyx a while back and I reposted it at my writing journal but I guess I forgot to pimp it here. ^^;;


( Fall so deep into you, and lose myself completely )