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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This fic is strictly for entertainment purposes. In no way am I profiting. Batman and those in the DC universe do not belong to me.
Rating: R (but will most likely go up in the future)
Warnings: coarse language, graphic violence, eventual m/m slash (meaning sex)
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.
Word Count: 3999

Chapter 17: Disgusting and Vile

Want to start at the beginning? Chapter One: A Simple Phone Call

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke 
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Rating: R, but could very well go up soon
Warnings: Eventual Slash, graphic violence, language, scenes of a highly sexual nature 
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.

Chapter 16: Molten Hazel

Or start at the beginning: Chapter 1

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Title: It Ends With a Smile
Author: 1bad_joke
Prompt: Pagliacci
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing or no one of the DC universe nor the opera, Pagliacci. In no way am I profiting from this.
Word Count: 1777
Warnings: None really. Minor Het and Warped infidelity, maybe?

Summary: Joker witnesses something that simply isn't right.

A/N: This is my first time writing present tense, so I hope it works out well. It's meant to be choppy, so if you hate that then... yeah. But if you don't mind, please tell me what you think?


That should be His.

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Title: Withdrawal
Author:1bad_joke
Rating: R
Warnings: none really
Disclaimer: Batman and all associated with the DC Universe do not belong to me. In no way am I profitting from this.
Word Count: 5540

Summary: Sequel to Full Exposure. AU: Life for Bruce goes on after that strange encounter with the clown. The killing had to stop, but everything else, it seems, suffers, including his relationship with Alfred.

A/N: It's been coming up to a year since F.E. and my shame for taking so long knows no bounds. This won't make much sense unless you read, Full Exposure. I hope people enjoy this, because I would like to write another piece after this one. So... *fingers crossed*

I always keep my word.

Happy Holidays!

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Title: Bastards Deranged [15/?]
Author: 1bad_joke
Rating: R
Warnings: m/m slash, language, graphic violence as well as sex (eventually, mind you)
Disclaimer: Batman and the affiliates of DC universe don't belong to me. This is for fun, in no way am I profiting from this.
Pairings: Joker/Batman with mentions of Joker/Crane
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker, decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.

Word Count: 2395

Feedback is the best!
The Beginning

Bruce and the Clown



 

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Title: Bastards Deranged [14/?]
Author: 1bad_joke
Prompt: "You just couldn't let me go." The Joker to Batman (The Dark Knight)
Rating: R
Warnings: m/m slash, language, graphic violence as well as sex (eventually, mind you)
Disclaimer: Batman and the affiliates of DC universe don't belong to me. This is for fun, in no way am I profiting from this.
Pairings: Joker/Batman with mentions of Joker/Crane
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker, decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.

Word Count: 3810

Jonathan and a Clown

Start at the beginning in my journal.

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Prompt: "With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that you don't fully understand."--Alfred Pennyworth to Bruce Wayne, regarding the Joker (The Dark Knight)
Rating: R
Warnings: m/m slash, language, graphic violence as well as sex (eventually, mind you)
Disclaimer: Batman and the affiliates of DC universe don't belong to me. This is for fun, in no way am I profiting from this.
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker, decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.
Word Count: 4294

Just a Pen (Chapter 13)

Confused? Start at the beginning: Chapter 1

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight.

Word Count: 3933

Chapter Summary: Meetings of sorts among doctors.

Part 12

Don't know what the hell's happening? Start from the beginning: Part 1

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Title: You're Welcome
Author: 1bad_joke
Rating: PG-14
Prompt: "Carve your name into my arm." -Placebo (Every Me and Every You)
Disclaimer: Batman and those affiliated with the DC universe do not belong to me. This is for my own entertainment. In no way am I profiting.
Warnings: Innuendos of self-mutilation, some colorful language, and slight OOCness
Summary: A confession from the Joker
Word Count: 2257

A/N: I'm not sure where this came from. This is probably my stab at the few exceptions the Joker would ever do something like this.
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Bats spells Stab backwards kinda.

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Title: Honeys, I'm Home!
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is only for fun.In no way am I profiting from this. I own only my imagination.
Prompt: All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts.
--As You Like It (Act II, Scene VII)
Rating: PG-14
Warnings: Perhaps some OOCness, colorful language, and conversations with corpses
Summary: "He said No, and I laughed."
Word count: 3159
Feedback: Yes, please! Nothing would make me happier!

Author's Note: Yeah, I don't know where this came from. There's so many subtleties I wonder if it makes sense. It's really up to your interpretation.

( Read more... )( Don't look at me like that. )

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Title: Bastards Deranged [9/?]
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Prompt:Chance
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count: 2389

Chapter Summary: One more chance to give the couples therapy another go. Plenty of Mr. J!


Chapter 9

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Prompt:Chance
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count: 3997

A/N: Plot-advancing. Trust me, as much as I'd love to satisfy hormones and get straight to the slashy goodness, I want it to come about in a believable way. And yes, I'm still nervous about writing it. Feedback is very nutritional. More will probably be posted later on today. It depends on the timing.Thank you.

Chapter 8

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Prompt: I can’t remember when I had my first waking nightmare. They’re too disturbing to call daydreams. – Devour (2005 film)
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count: 3527


Chapter Summary: Jonathan receives a late night visitor.

Part 7

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Title: Bastards Deranged [6/?]
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Prompt: "Man is least himself when in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth." -Oscar Wilde
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count: 3714

Part 6

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Title: Critiques
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: Strictly for entertainment purposes. Suing is laughable.
Prompt: Role Reversal
Pairings: Batman/Joker
Summary: "The Joker" has taken the Gotham Cineplex hostage and demands "The Batman" to attend a private screening.
Rating: PG-13

Author's Notes: This was written strictly last minute, and I'm sorry to say I didn't make it in time. I wanted to just throw this up there though.

 

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count: 5294

A Reunion of Lovers

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Title: Bastards Deranged
Author: 1bad_joke
Disclaimer: This is strictly for entertainment purposes; Batman belongs to DC Comics and Bob Kane. There's nothing to sue me for, sorry.
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Warnings: Eventual Slash
Pairings: Bruce/Joker, mentions of Joker/Scarecrow
Summary: Post TDK. An "anonymous" tip to Commissioner Gordon forces him to arrest the most wanted criminal in Gotham, The Batman. Bruce is locked in the world of pill popping madness and spirit breaking therapy sessions. Arkham Asylum's star patient, The Joker decides to lend a helping hand to the destruction of The Dark Knight. This will be a continuing series for the Team Knight and Team Anarchy challenge.
Word Count:3677

Part One
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Part Three

Part Four

I'm sorry. I don't think I'll ever understand the LJ cut.

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Title: Backstage
Author: 1bad_joke
Rating: PG-13/R-ish
Disclaimer: These gorgeous characters don't belong to me, but if they did, why would I be sitting on the computer? Suing me would be a bad joke. Ha, ha, pun.
Prompt: Bad Luck
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendos, brief violence, and EXtremely long
Summary: AU: The Macello del Circo is in town; One designer on the lips of Gotham's elite, and one preppy model gives for an interesting show in itself backstage.
Pairings: Bruce Wayne/Joker, slight Joker/Scarecrow
Word Count: 6243
Author's Note: This is not at all meant to be serious. I got this idea in my head late at night, it made me giggle, so I had to write it. Please, be kind. Have mercy on my soul. Feedback is always appreciated.

Female models are such a hassle.