Have you met me? If the whole damn town doesn't know by now then they've got some seriously alarming perception issues. I'm not saying that's not already a fact, I'm just saying.
When you can get your fist close enough to my face to try, lady. But if you're aching to put a gil under your pillow for the tooth fairy you only get credit if you use your own. I've tried.
Also, you'd have to deal with the girlfriend afterward, but she'd probably just laugh her ass off.