I can't see you right now.. I don't want to talk about my feelings. I don't want to feel every episode of How I Met Your Mother. I just want to drink, a lot. I need to wallow, and I know you won't let me do that.
Damon is depressed at the moment and said to tell you, he's not talking to anyone! He'll answer or be in touch when he's done with his bender. Don't hold your breathe on it being any time soon.
Vampires are real, witches are real, werewolves are real, and douchebags are real too. Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are not. The sooner all of you learn that, the easier it will be to keep your lives.
You can all tell me I'm crazy, but open your eyes and look around. You'll know I'm not.