Even Mrs Claus Has A Kinky Side (H/D/S) Title: Even Mrs Claus Has A Kinky Side Author: Lady B Pairing: Harry/Draco/Severus Rating: PG13 Summary: A visit to Santa's Workshop leads to unexpected revelations. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination. Challenge: This week's awdt prompt of visiting Santa Word Count: 100 words exactly!!!
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"...and this is where we produce our Beanie Babies™ line." Santa explained to his visitors.
"I am impressed, sir." Harry smiled.
"I'm not." came a snide voice.
"Nor am I." came another. Harry and Santa looked at them.
"Then what were you expecting to see?" Harry wondered. Both men were silent, choosing to sip on their eggnog. Santa began to smile in a knowing way.
"I'd show you our adult line..." Santa began in a whisper, "...but Mrs Claus is still testing them out."
Both men spit out their drink in shock and Harry fell to the floor with laughter.