So if you marry someone and a week later they disappear, is that some type of annulment, or? Asking for me-- I can't believe we (general we) have figured out how to make a nose stylus for your phone - you know, when you want to scroll with both hands and a nose - but still haven't cracked the code on why people just disappear from this universe. Or how to prevent it.

No, I'm not looking for sympathy or explanations. Just coffee spiked with alcohol.

You lot are an interesting group of Terrans. Earth isn't AS big of a shithole, like the whispers in space say.

Call me Talos. I know most of you already but you don't know me, so I wanted to introduce myself all right and proper now.

Some of you know already and I did not want to say anything out in the open until I got to a certain number of weeks, but. I am expecting a baby - twins, actually, as I found out at my last doctor's appointment. They are due in February.

I will be at the cafe for as long as I can be and will be going on missions as long as I can, with the Avengers. I just wanted to say something before it became obvious, and I do not expect to be treated any differently or anything else. I only wanted to be upfront with the people I work with and care about.

(ooc: backdated to a few days after this and a couple days before the flood plot!)

( Public network post with FFH spoilers )

( Messages for Tony, Dr. Strange, Wanda, and Fury, FFH spoilers )

Clint Barton is better than me at darts. ANd pool and people ahould believe him when he claims superipriority.


He's also not old. Not like me. Look st my face Im the Cryptkeeper.

[Message to Christine]

I don't suppose you can check future men's medical records real quick for the results of my last few cancer screenings?

I know I shouldn't assume but I do not have chemo hair anymore...

So. The time stone reacted to my other self showing up. Meeting your other self inadvertently? Not merely a trope. It really is a bad idea.

Your calendars and date settings aren't wrong. It was 2019. It really is four years in the future and it really is 2023 now.

Sorry.

Ok gals! Stark and Potts got hitched and are off on their honeymoon. Time for the Naughty Girls Club to get real.

I vote for here.

Greetings all. I am T'Challa, and I believe I know some of you - some I do not. But I have just arrived in New York City and will be staying in the building a version of me purchased? in the penthouse at 30 Warren, what we may call a diplomatic residence.

We have a Wakandan Outreach Center in Oakland, and I am more familiar with that area - despite my many trips to New York City, I have not gotten a chance to explore very much. If there is anyone willing to assist with this, it would be greatly appreciated. Otherwise, I hope to settle in. I have a feeling this will be quite the experience.

( (spoilers within) net post )

Well met to all who read these words. I am Sif, formerly of Asgard, recently arrived in Midgard and making my place now among my people here. I offer greetings to those whom I know from my previous visits to Midgard, and if my aid is required in aught to assist or defend this world where I now dwell, I offer it as well.

We've been through a lot lately. Good and bad. There's more and more people showing up. Some new. Some returning who don't remember being here before. Looking at it all together it's looking like something is back-building. Something big. I bounced this off a few people and we seem to be in agreement. It's time to rebuild what we had before.

It's time for the Avengers and SHIELD to reform.

I realize this may not be a welcome idea, and Pepper I know you and Tony are new parents so I'm sorry the timing is bad. No one will be forced into this. If someone wants to be backup or not involved at all that decision will be respected.

But I'm calling for volunteers. So is Nick. Old faces and new. Sound off here with what you'd prefer. If you are going to be part of this let us know which team you want to be on: Avengers or SHIELD.

Thanks.
Steve

Everyone meet Morgan Maria Stark! Tony dressed her like this so not my idea.

Apparently this is the place to introduce myself.

My name is Vision, I arrived a few days ago. I believe I may already know some of you rather well, and others perhaps less so.

Things in this part of the universe are quite different from where I've come from. A lot better, actually, in many ways. I don't know how well I am adjusting to everything, but I am very grateful to be here regardless.

Alright, all you super beings (and assorted normal people).

I'm pleased to announce that upon collaboration with Dr. Banner, and Tony Stark, a medical clinic will be implemented at Stark Tower. Since most of you have unique physiology and/or biology, I can understand if you've been hesitant to go and see a medical practitioner.

Taking care of your health is an important factor, even if you never get sick. At the very least, you should have annual medical checks to ensure your baseline remains stable. And from what I understand, dangerous things happen, and you might need splints or a bullet hole stitched up.

The clinic is open on an as needed basis so appointments are much appreciated; however, if you need one of us, please call (xxx) xxx.xxxx. That's our on-call line, and someone will answer it.

Remember: if you have super owies, come to the super doctors! Better to bleed on us than bleed alone!

PS: We take payment in form of take-out and/or autographed memorabilia that I can easily sell on eBay.

Since I've apparently been here two times before, I doubt I need to introduce myself. So, I'll just say, 'It's Daisy, I'm back.'

I know I just violated a few internet rules, namely the 'never Google yourself' and 'don't read any fanfic about yourself' ones. At least a lot of the fanfic was decently written? Though, I'm pretty sure I figured out that one of the Koenig brother wrote more than one of them, and now I feel a little dirty.

I don't suppose I have a job I need to get to right now?

Okay, ladies! Estrogen power brunch! Who's in? When and where?

Out of the hospital in time for Passover, which is nice.

[Posted very late on Friday]

[Public]
I'm in the hospital. I'm fine but I'm fighting an infection. They just woke me up to take my vitals. The doctors want to monitor me to make sure it passes. Also, my blood count wa low so I had a transfusion. Turns out you need to blood for things like fighting infection and carrying oxygen for breathing. I'll be here another 4 or 5 days probably.

[Private to Loki]
I need to talk to you.

[Text to Tony]

> Hey Mr. Stark!
> Happy’s voicemail box is full or else I would leave this report there? Maybe you could forward this to him cause I know he probably misses me a lot, hah
> But anyway
> I stopped two robberies this week?
> One at a comic book store and the other at an antique place. There was kind of some property damage at the antiquery cause
> Old stuff. Lots of old stuff that doesn't like my webs. The dude actually threw a letter opener from the 1700s at me and the owner let me keep it which was cool.
> Everything else was pretty quiet. Helped a girl find her dog. Walked this old man home and carried his groceries.
> Oh, I saw Dr. Foster too! We messed with some tech. And this is really minor and I probably don't even need to mention it, but I sort of pissed off an Asgardian. Which isn't really important but
> I think that's all, yeah. ✌️

[Text to Jane]

I'm really glad I let you take apart my web shooters because the tweaks you made are awesome. It holds almost twice the amount of web fluid now? I hope you're doing okay today 🙏

I am SO glad to have two of my bridesmaids back! Natasha? Wanda? Final gown fittings! NOW!

Right so this is weird awkward something.

I heard Fury was here. Is that true?

Has anyone seen an orange tabby cat wandering around?

Oh and I'm Carol. Carol Danvers.

At the urging of my tutor, and because I agreed and thought it to be a good idea, I traveled to the city of Kathmandu in Nepal to have some time away to hone the finer points of my abilities. It was a wonderful trip, despite how much of the beauty of the city has been ravaged by earthquakes - but much of it has also been maintained as well, and I especially enjoyed the maze of narrow streets and alleyways. The tourist district is lively but still maintains an old-world feel, which I appreciate.

I think I picked up far too many books, too much jewelry, and a paper lantern or two that wasn't necessary but too pretty to pass up.

But I have returned and I missed all this.

Wow, Fury. You didn't even bother to change your passwords.

Don't worry. ( I fixed all of your social media handles for you. )

Still here. Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I remember no one. (Joking. I remember up to a point.)

I'm too tired so could somebody do me a favor? Pick me up some hamantaschen for Purim?



Hamantaschen is a cookie.

Aloooone again, in margaritavillleeeee ....

why is it never alone with better tasting booze? I'm trying to think of songs and it's like ..pina coladas? nah that's about love. milk and alcohol just sounds gross. and cold gin ... hm. that kinda tastses like pine cones.

COLD GIN IT IS

( This post is rated for serious medical issues )

Here's your comforting monthly notice that the universe isn't folding in on itself like origami.

I was busy overseas. If anyone has any mystical, paranormal, or occult issues or questions, I can answer them now. No, you can't touch or hold the relics.

If you ask me any questions, Stark, I'm not answering. I know not to feed the trolls. Have Pepper ask instead, so she can filter you.

[Jane]

I apologize that I haven't gotten a chance to talk to Thor. I'll do this as soon as possible. There was a series of Κῆρες sightings in the Mediterranean that I had to look into.

[Thor]

I'd like you to stop by the Sanctum when you have some time. I wanted to talk to you about Jane's condition and what to expect, and to ask for an update about your brother. No need to set up a time. I'll know when you're stopping by.

[Wanda]

I wanted to see how you are feeling about your level of control with your powers. Is everything feeling more finely honed. or do you feel like you need more time in the mirror dimension to practice?

[Loki]
I think there is another mouse in my room. I'm not upset by it, I just thought you might like to know. Dain made the discovery when I went looking for one of my wrist guards.

[Thor]
Loki and I have recently been watching many episodes of the Bar Rescue and I did not realize Midgard had so many ridiculous variations of alcohol.

[Jane]
I'm sorry I have not reached out before now. I am, as you may be aware, not one for outwardly displays of emotion and find myself at a loss for proper words of comfort the majority of the time. But you are in my thoughts and I hope you know that if there is anything you could possibly need, I am at your disposal. All you need do is ask.

( [This network post is rated red for discussion of serious medical issues] )

Sorry about the reality thing. My bad.

Well I can say that was the grossest thing I ever went through. Tony, I'm going to need your help with getting all the zombie goo off the shield.

[Tony]
Clint needs a new bow. Think you can work one up?

[Buck]
Next time? Less zombies. More steak and potatoes.

[Peg]
So about that date...

Since the dust has had time to settle and Damage Control crews have been cleaning up, it might be a good time to review a few basic guidelines regarding the Infinity Stones. ( Read more... )

If you need help, ask.

I have to
They want to

So with reality taking a day off, I'm behind on my prep for Columbia. It's a little hard for me to focus at the warehouse (did you know Inga was screaming something about a snake yesterday?) so I'm going to take Severus and stay back at my place for a few days.

Today, I am happy and grateful for everything that has been provided to me and mine. I do not often spout platitudes, and yet I have found myself feeling overwhelmed with pleasant thoughts.

You all have a part in that, especially that of Jane.

Thank you all. I am honoured to call you all friends.

Hello, Jane. I'm checking in. How have you been feeling? Any improvement?

[Message to Thor, Loki, and Valkyrie]

Is there a reason why half the Asgardians I see in the hallways have started calling me Lady Doctor?

I've just come from the end of the world. I'm not in entirely presentable condition. Maybe try not to bombard me with information.

But I figured I should - say hi, or something. If only so Dr. Strange doesn't have to lie to anyone about finding me in Central Park yesterday.

(1) I wanted to thank you again for the tickets to King Kong. I greatly enjoyed it, and perhaps I will have to gift my brother tickets. He does so enjoy theatre.

(2) And are you feeling better? I must confess, it greatly worried me to see you become ill at the show. You are also looking more and more unwell. Are you resting? Eating? I could employ a lady-in-waiting for you.

What the hell happened to my office? Didn't anyone dust in there while I was gone? Where's my assistant? How can I get caught up when everything is such a mess?

Yes, I'm back.
Yes, I'm still pregnant.
And yes, the wedding is still a go. I just have to reorganize a bit.

Hey. So I understand there was another me. I'm not even going to try to explain how that works. I'll leave that to the mystic man, but I was told I was stuck in the Soul Stone...or something. Ask Strange. But I'm back.

Not to cause any anxiety over impending attacks, but there's been a change. After casting out a spell, there's some people that are now missing. I'm unable to locate Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, and Darcy Lewis.

Okoye has returned to Wakanda, seemingly unaware of anything relating to this being a splinter universe.

It didn't set off any alarms as far as any significant threats bleeding over into this universe. It was a very small cosmic ripple. I'll continue to monitor.

Okay, I can't believe this hasn't happened yet BUT legit -- what's the resolutions here? Who has any that are interesting?

I mean, mine are crazy simple.

1) Find Atlantis
2) Eat 50 different types of cheeses
3) Learn Klingon.

See? Easy.

I proposed, and he said yes.