[private to Darcy]

I am in New York this weekend. We should sup together. I can make pancakes.


[private to Bruce]

I am in New York this weekend. When I go back to Norway, you are most welcome to come with. I would like to show you what we have done, and I am sure that both Val and Korg would be happy to see you. It has been far too long, Banner.

Ok gals! Stark and Potts got hitched and are off on their honeymoon. Time for the Naughty Girls Club to get real.

I vote for here.

Steve and I have discussed the recent weapons issue. Intel states that a man, Thomas Green, is single-handedly creating the fake-Wakanda weapons. He's a known HYDRA engineer, and could be anywhere. We need to get Thomas Green (alive), and all his research.

From the information we have, there's approximately five different known locations. I'll need teams to infiltrate each.

( Your mission, should you chose to accept -- just kidding. This is the mission )

Well met to all who read these words. I am Sif, formerly of Asgard, recently arrived in Midgard and making my place now among my people here. I offer greetings to those whom I know from my previous visits to Midgard, and if my aid is required in aught to assist or defend this world where I now dwell, I offer it as well.

So have a survey:


1. What’s your coffee mug look like? It's a manly unicorn mug.

( 2-30 )

So, let's get this out of the way now. Yes, I was dead. Now I'm not.

How many of you are going to want to punch me? Just so we can work something out here.

We've been through a lot lately. Good and bad. There's more and more people showing up. Some new. Some returning who don't remember being here before. Looking at it all together it's looking like something is back-building. Something big. I bounced this off a few people and we seem to be in agreement. It's time to rebuild what we had before.

It's time for the Avengers and SHIELD to reform.

I realize this may not be a welcome idea, and Pepper I know you and Tony are new parents so I'm sorry the timing is bad. No one will be forced into this. If someone wants to be backup or not involved at all that decision will be respected.

But I'm calling for volunteers. So is Nick. Old faces and new. Sound off here with what you'd prefer. If you are going to be part of this let us know which team you want to be on: Avengers or SHIELD.

Thanks.
Steve

Everyone meet Morgan Maria Stark! Tony dressed her like this so not my idea.

Okay, ladies! Estrogen power brunch! Who's in? When and where?

[Public]

Congratulations, Tony and Pepper! Pepper, you're going to make a beautiful mom. Tony, just breathe. You got this.

[Everyone BUT Tony and Pepper]

Who else needs to exchange a baby gift?

Out of the hospital in time for Passover, which is nice.

Who do I need to tase to make them let me see Jane?

Side note: where can I get a taser?

Also, hi. I got the spiel from the emo goth magic guy and I'm at the hospital and they won't let me in to see Jane and someone needs to fix that right now.

Okay, I can't believe this hasn't happened yet BUT legit -- what's the resolutions here? Who has any that are interesting?

I mean, mine are crazy simple.

1) Find Atlantis
2) Eat 50 different types of cheeses
3) Learn Klingon.

See? Easy.

I may sound like a broken record here on the whole “a lot has changed”, but I think it’s fair for me to use the punch card with how enormous Christmas has become. The future certainly doesn’t make anything simple. And Christmas appears to be very serious.

It’s a nice atmosphere though. For a city that’s crowded and never sleeps, covered in lights and a positive attitude.

What’s the non-dinosaur way to spend Christmas these days?

Happy Hanukkah, Jane! Hope you liked the cookies I sent you! Love you.

It grows ever colder outside. How am I to obtain powdered cheese puffs with a ridiculous cat wearing sunglasses on the packaging?

After consulting with my fellow mystics, we were able to use a couple relics to house the reality and power stones for safe handling and transport.

Since the stones can't be kept together under one single entity, I proposed the following:


Reality - Stark's agreed to keep it in a high security lock-down at the Avengers' upstate Headquarters, outside of the city.

Power - I'm returning this to Star-lord and friends. If they need any additional assistance while on Earth, I suggest that Nick Fury and his agents can offer assistance.

Space - The stone is already bound. Leaving that binding in place between the King and Prince of Asgard is a reasonable solution.

Time - The has long been in the keeping of the Masters of the Mystic Arts and the Sorcerer Supreme. That trend will continue.

Mind - Destroyed. Thank you, Wanda.

Soul - Well out of reach, now that the link volunteered to remove themselves from the equation.


If there's any questions, ask. The Reality and Power stones will be delivered this evening.

Hey guys.

He needs a name

What are you doing

It's 42 degrees outside... Which means it's officially winter! Which means Thanksgiving feast, pumpkin spice everything, snow, warm sweaters, snow, cuddles by the fireplace, Xmas trees, snow... snow... snow!!!

Did I mention snow? Who else is excited! I personally love the cold!

Also, I wanted to thank everyone for coming out to Jane's birthday it was a huge success!

Loki

I'm not sure if you'll get this but thanks again for helping me, again.

So. Jane's birthday was terrible because of obvious reasons. Thanks to Scott's idea of throwing Jane a re-birthday party, I've opt to take charge of this because, ya know. Best friend status.

Either way, the party will be this Saturday at Asgard warehouse [address].

EVERYONE is invited, party is at 8pm see you all there!

Hey, sorry I haven't checked in since all the craziness. I'm in Wyright now. But when I come back, Monday we should meet up.

I need to talk to you.

I LIVE!!

Alright. I never thought it would come to this, but here I am.

Song recs. Give them to me. I .... can't keep living in the 70s and 80s.

Well. I can..but I probably shouldn't. MTV is scary and this Cardi B woman is terrifying. Like who seriously finds that attractive?! I'm so confused by Earth.

Music. Gimme.

Yay! We won at something that somewhere else didn't win at.

I think we've all earned a vacation.

So here it is. You name it, you got it. I'm sending you (and a plus one, if applicable) on an all expense paid vacation to wherever the hell you wanna go to. Max limit of two weeks. Plane tickets and prepaid expense cards can be picked up within 24 hours of request at Stark Industry's front desk on the main floor.

[private to Darcy]

Hope everything's good to go. We're on the way.


[open to the entire network]

Pack up and get ready to ship out for Wakanda. Some cloaked quinjets will be leaving at 10:30 PM from the landing pad at the tippy top of Stark Industries.

Unless you're Star-lord and you have your own ship. In which case? Whatever, you snob.

Loki has just returned, and I wished to check in on you. Will things be arranged and ready in Wakanda for us?

I'm back, baby.

What'd I miss?

So, a lots happened over the course of three days. People coming back and whatnot. So I just wanted to say, welcome back to the land of the living everyone!

[Jane]

You. Me. Chinese. 😁 Also I'm back.

[Tony]

Pretty sure Friday told you, but I'm back. Miss me? Heard about the others, that's great news!

[Loki]

Where's my Dr. Pepper????

Hey! It's Rosh Hashanah tonight, so Jane is most likely at the temple not paying attention to the net. Let her know what's going on big guy! She'd not gonna wanna miss this!

Thanks!

GUYS THEYRE ALIVE

TONY. JANE. Quantum tunnel connection. NOW

Wanda and Strange did magical puppetry and reached to me through the tunnel. They’re in another dimension. We have to connect ours with theirs.

*insert picture of whiteboard Wanda wrote in Romanian with the coordinates*

Tony

Queen Ramonda informed me that their General, General Okoye will be arriving today.

Jane

You still alive?

Val

How are you holding up?

Cap, Bobbi and Tony

After speaking with the former Queen Ramonda these past few days a few things have come to light regarding Wakanda.

1. King T'Challa has dusted

2. The former Queen is not ruling Queen until further notice.

3. Their army has been cut in half as well as other tribes

With all that brought to light, she has agreed to open Wakanda to us and start preparing for the fight. She does ask that you give her and her people some time to mourn as well as train those remaining. She is also sending her General Okoye here within the next day or two to help as much as possible before we all head to Wakanda within the next few days.

There's pizza in the fridge from last night if you want some.

Frigga

I wanted to check in and see how you were doing. Loki told me you lost Mr. Fury in the dusting, I'm sorry.

Jane

How's the particle thing coming?

Thor

Hey big guy.

Tony

You still alive?

Capt. America

I hope you're okay.

Val

What...ever happens, I don't blame you.

Hey, I'm coming by to start on organizing those weapons and such for us.

HELP! THEY LOCKED ME IN A STORAGE CLOSET!!!

People...people are turning into ash......not again, not again. not again

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I KNOW!!

JANE FOSTER!!



I'm on my way to your place now to help set up!

[Message to Thor, Darcy, Loki, Tony, Pepper, Hope, Scott, Steve, and Bucky]

Hi. I know this is last minute but a lot has been happening and I didn't know if I should do anything. But if you're free, I'd love to have you over for dinner tomorrow, on Sunday, to celebrate my birthday.

I live in a madhouse......

So I suppose I should make this official before Tony explodes.

In about 8 1/2 months there will be a new little Stark. Personally I'm hoping for a girl Stark because I think a little Tony might be like dividing by zero or something.

I'm Loki and I do what I want

Who wants to go drinking with me, right now.

[Tony]

Can I get the key to my apartment, please...