I would pay money to see that. Including the gong.
They're round but pointy on one end, so pretend they're itty bitty titties. Look, cavemen didn't have a lot of livestock, ok? I gave up diary and I need cheese, so shut your face and nut my sandwich.
Now I want my bread massaged. Ask them to tenderly rub it as they're constructing it and to put some extra sprouts while you're going full hail satan in there to make it all go faster.